the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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