it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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