Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Damn victory sex feels great
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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