this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she pinky promised me she was 18
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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