foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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