is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
