Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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