i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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