It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
