I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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