i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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