I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She just used a chaser for red wine.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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