Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
