mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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