his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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