We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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