it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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