I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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