She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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