Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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