: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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