When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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