your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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