i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
my poor anus
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
