Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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