I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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