me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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