so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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