You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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