i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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