WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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