C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have fence marks all over my body
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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