Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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