My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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