the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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