i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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