Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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