So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
A bitchslap is in order.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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