on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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