when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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