i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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