idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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