is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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