So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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