just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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