GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize