I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
