Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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