mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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