I am puke
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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