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(302): View more from Delaware

Who goes to Church hungover

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Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.

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(562): View more from California

Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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(586): View more from Michigan

hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink

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(727): View more from Florida

josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.

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(630): View more from Illinois

did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.

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