He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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