How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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